Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
✧ Fun fact: Most of the shoes featured in Marie Antoinette (2006) were specially designed for the film by Manolo Blahnik.