odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

(via thechamberofsecrets)

kathybethterry:

Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

(via satan-official)

Help me

I can’t stop editing these now.

srnokemeth:

I’m not crying there’s just a school bus in my eye

(Source: camelofrito, via myrtsi)

too fast, too strong, too rabid

(Source: fucklinski, via alwayshippingsterek)

My first demon eyes edit. I must say, I am pretty proud of it.

(Source: semitarosis)

frosty-butt:

qima:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

Thank you.

bless

(via rosaazul93)

bedussey:

skinnygaykid:

Amanda :(((

I’M LAUGHIGN SO HARD AT THE ONE NAIL ON HER FINGER

(via sh4ne)